Dunno, guys, I gave it my best shot. Look at it this way: you can be quite certain that your membership money isn’t being squandered on hiring an actual artist. My kids say it looks like the California Raisins. I used a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon book to get the basic shapes, figuring nothing quite captures the sort of joyful insouciance I was looking for better than Hobbes doing his Happy Dance. And what did I get? Raisins. My farming skills are better than my artistic skills, I promise.

I think I am the bean kicking my legs high in the air…looking ridiculous as always. I think you are the bean standing there, trying to act cool and bobbing your head to the music. What music? Oh, the voices…err, I mean music is our heads.
Oh, good heavens, let’s hope my farming skills are better than my English skills. That last sentence should be, “I mean the music that is in our heads.” Geez.